ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and
love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try
to understand her at all.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she
does.
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